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Tim Aeby is a French music producer and songwriter. He has worked with Claydee, Lexy Panterra, Jenn Morel, Bang La Decks, Cammora, and many other artists. The song \"Claydee feat. Lexy Panterra - Dame Dame\", his most notable work so far received more than 28.000.000 views on YouTube within the first 6 months after its release. He produces mainly pop, dance and urban music.
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