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Donald Allen Schlitz Jr. is an American songwriter who has written more than twenty number one hits on the country music charts. He is best known for his song \"The Gambler\", and as the co-writer of \"Forever and Ever, Amen\", and \"When You Say Nothing at All\". For his songwriting efforts, Schlitz has earned two Grammy Awards, and four ASCAP Country Songwriter of the Year awards.
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